Jef met the parents first. He does the right thing … flowers for mom and sis, make nice with the brother, asks for Dad’s blessing.
Arie goes up next (why bother, right?), but the whole family likes him, too.
I would bet the family would like Sean, and Chris and even Ryan. These things always go well. Remember Courtney?
Dad and brother believe it is not possible to love two men at once. Emily says she never though so either … but she is!
Until the next day when she spends the day with Jef. She keeps insisting that “he gets me.” They have time with Ricki (say goodbye, Arie) and then an evening alone.
Arie is done for. She tells Chris Harrison she can’t have the final date with Arie. She knows Jef is the one for her. She’s crying the whole time.
She goes to break the news to Arie … but lets him kiss her and rub a “love potion” on her arm before she finally breaks down crying and tells him “I love someone else a little bit more.” A LITTLE BIT MORE. Did you hear that Jef?
It was painful to watch Arie profess his love (prior to the date) knowing what was about to happen. Even on the “after show” he admits still having feelings, searching her out in North Carolina (off camera) and then allowing his friend JEF to talk him through it. Wow, Jef is either crazy or unbelievably awesome. And, excuse me, but if Arie really reached out to Emily privately ... why didn't he keep it that way?
Back to the show, Arie (and I) did appreciate that she didn’t put him through the pain of a rejected proposal. He’s upset, but he handles it pretty well.
I think she wants forgiveness from Arie, but I don’t think she’s going to get it. Arie feels “stupid” … all the guys say that. The girls always wonder “What is wrong with me?”
Then we hear Emily wondering if she should get engaged. Is she ready? Should she wait? All that is out the door after Jef gets down on one knee and proposes.
This whole show could have taken place in 30 minutes. Thanks for the two hours ABC. I'm anxious to see who the new "Bachelor" is ... Some say Roberto or Sean. I'm still going with Arie. We'll see.
Monday, July 30, 2012
Wednesday, July 11, 2012
The Bachelorette (Emily Maynard) July 9, 201
It’s the final time the four of them will be together. I’m so glad. I can’t take much more of this. Really, two hours of this is TOO long.
Emily is struggling between Sean the Hunk, Jef the Monk, and Arie the Punk.
SeanSean gets the first day-long date. They take a helicopter … finally a helicopter! They sit on the beach and it’s almost painful to watch Sean holding back. He wants to say it. He says it to the camera (he actually does love the camera, he is a model after all.) He feels like it should say it. He’s there. The producers are watching it. Emily needs it. He’s one of the final three already! But it’s hard to say something you really don’t feel.
Cue to the evening date, Sean reads Emily a letter that he wrote for her daughter, Ricki. Sweet but … not … really … about … Ricki. Kinda short too.
Finally, Sean says “I have fallen in love with you.” Not the same thing as “I love you.” He is really having a hard time with this. I think he wants to feel it and thinks he should feel it, but I don’t think he is feeling it.
She gives the Fantasy Suite key to Sean (now we know this is how it’s going to work) and waits for Sean to say “I’d like to spend more time with you.” She describes Sean as “So hot and so manly.” They spend time in the hot tub, hang out some more, and then Emily sends him home. She’s a mom and does the right thing to set a good example.
JefJef gets to go on a boat ride. They have a comfortable day. Emily says Jef gets her like no one gets her. They definitely have an easy relationship. There’s no holding back for Jef. He’s feeling the love and he’s telling her, the producers, the boat captain, the fish, anyone who will listen.
Later that day, he’s the one asking the questions. He wants to know where they would live. She says wherever he wants, but maybe a fresh start somewhere new. Is she thinking Hollywood? He wants to know why other relationships haven’t worked out. She blames the fact that “it” was missing. Whatever that special something is. She tells Jef he makes her laugh and he makes her feel self-confident.
And, finally he asks her, “Am I a good fit for Ricki?” And, she thinks he would be a perfect fit. She tells him that when she was home, between “bachelor trips” the one person she could imagine herself and Ricki with each morning was Jef.
Wow.
She offers him the Fantasy Suite key, and in the nicest way possible, he turns her down out of respect for her daughter, her family, his family, his dog (OK, maybe not the dog) and says he‘s hoping for many nights in a fantasy suite of their own. Nice.
He says to the camera that it’s time to “bridle their passions.” I guess he hasn’t seen her with Arie.
ArieAnd, Arie, who gets to swim with the fishes. Literally, the dolphins. He calls “Emily” the love of his life. He admits it’s hard to talk to her because he is always kissing her. Yep. They have chemistry.
But they have a talk at dinner, finally. She wants to know a few things about him and it’s pretty clear … they are very different. He doesn’t like to be alone. He eats out every night. He has lots of friends. He travels a lot. He sleeps in. Their lifestyles are very different. He's a party boy, and she's a mom. Hmmmm ...
Despite all of that, he says what Emily wants to hear when it comes to Ricki … he would try to be her friend first before a dad. On and on. Emily likes it. She seems to ignore the party about his frat-boy lifestyle ...
She doesn’t offer him the Fantasy Suite key. Doesn’t trust herself.
It’s pretty obvious what’s going to happen next even though they all get one last chance with a “video of love.” Emily cries because this is so hard. She realizes it takes heart break to find the person you are supposed to be with but she doesn’t want to be the one to teach that lesson. Too bad. You signed up for this.
And, then there are two roses. Jef gets the first one and Arie gets the second. Sean handles it all very well. Emily cries. He makes a very classy exit. Two weeks after this was over … I’m sure he was wiping the sweat off his forehead and thanking his lucky stars that he dodged that bullet. I like Sean so I’m glad he made it out.
Things to note:
Easy. Jef is the winner. Arie is a future bachelor. He will be even creepier when kissing EVERYONE. Get ready.
Emily is struggling between Sean the Hunk, Jef the Monk, and Arie the Punk.
SeanSean gets the first day-long date. They take a helicopter … finally a helicopter! They sit on the beach and it’s almost painful to watch Sean holding back. He wants to say it. He says it to the camera (he actually does love the camera, he is a model after all.) He feels like it should say it. He’s there. The producers are watching it. Emily needs it. He’s one of the final three already! But it’s hard to say something you really don’t feel.
Cue to the evening date, Sean reads Emily a letter that he wrote for her daughter, Ricki. Sweet but … not … really … about … Ricki. Kinda short too.
Finally, Sean says “I have fallen in love with you.” Not the same thing as “I love you.” He is really having a hard time with this. I think he wants to feel it and thinks he should feel it, but I don’t think he is feeling it.
She gives the Fantasy Suite key to Sean (now we know this is how it’s going to work) and waits for Sean to say “I’d like to spend more time with you.” She describes Sean as “So hot and so manly.” They spend time in the hot tub, hang out some more, and then Emily sends him home. She’s a mom and does the right thing to set a good example.
JefJef gets to go on a boat ride. They have a comfortable day. Emily says Jef gets her like no one gets her. They definitely have an easy relationship. There’s no holding back for Jef. He’s feeling the love and he’s telling her, the producers, the boat captain, the fish, anyone who will listen.
Later that day, he’s the one asking the questions. He wants to know where they would live. She says wherever he wants, but maybe a fresh start somewhere new. Is she thinking Hollywood? He wants to know why other relationships haven’t worked out. She blames the fact that “it” was missing. Whatever that special something is. She tells Jef he makes her laugh and he makes her feel self-confident.
And, finally he asks her, “Am I a good fit for Ricki?” And, she thinks he would be a perfect fit. She tells him that when she was home, between “bachelor trips” the one person she could imagine herself and Ricki with each morning was Jef.
Wow.
She offers him the Fantasy Suite key, and in the nicest way possible, he turns her down out of respect for her daughter, her family, his family, his dog (OK, maybe not the dog) and says he‘s hoping for many nights in a fantasy suite of their own. Nice.
He says to the camera that it’s time to “bridle their passions.” I guess he hasn’t seen her with Arie.
ArieAnd, Arie, who gets to swim with the fishes. Literally, the dolphins. He calls “Emily” the love of his life. He admits it’s hard to talk to her because he is always kissing her. Yep. They have chemistry.
But they have a talk at dinner, finally. She wants to know a few things about him and it’s pretty clear … they are very different. He doesn’t like to be alone. He eats out every night. He has lots of friends. He travels a lot. He sleeps in. Their lifestyles are very different. He's a party boy, and she's a mom. Hmmmm ...
Despite all of that, he says what Emily wants to hear when it comes to Ricki … he would try to be her friend first before a dad. On and on. Emily likes it. She seems to ignore the party about his frat-boy lifestyle ...
She doesn’t offer him the Fantasy Suite key. Doesn’t trust herself.
It’s pretty obvious what’s going to happen next even though they all get one last chance with a “video of love.” Emily cries because this is so hard. She realizes it takes heart break to find the person you are supposed to be with but she doesn’t want to be the one to teach that lesson. Too bad. You signed up for this.
And, then there are two roses. Jef gets the first one and Arie gets the second. Sean handles it all very well. Emily cries. He makes a very classy exit. Two weeks after this was over … I’m sure he was wiping the sweat off his forehead and thanking his lucky stars that he dodged that bullet. I like Sean so I’m glad he made it out.
Things to note:
- Emily has lots of bikinis.
- Emily has enhanced more than her teeth.
- Emily shouldn’t wear her hair pulled back. And that choice of skirt for the final rose ceremony was unfortunate.
- How do you cry and not mess up your makeup? Who can do that? Emily!
Easy. Jef is the winner. Arie is a future bachelor. He will be even creepier when kissing EVERYONE. Get ready.
Sunday, July 8, 2012
The Bachelorette (Emily Maynard) July 2, 2012
"I could really be in love with some of them," says Emily prior to the hometown dates. That's great news because she's about to be engaged to one these guys! Who knew this could happen?
Just want to point out a few things about the hometown dates and Emily before the show summary:
First, she visits Chris in Chicago ... he's a first generation Polish American so he knows "all the Polish places" says Emily. He seems to have a great family and has two sisters. One of the sisters, who seems a little worried about this process, as they all should be, told Emily to "end it sooner rather than later" if it wasn't working out. Smart girl. Chris tells Emily he's in love with her. I literally screamed at the TV, "NO!" I knew this wouldn't end well.
Jef was up next ... on to Salt Lake City. He's quite the marksman, and he takes Emily to shoot skeet. Then to meet his large Mormon family. (Not sure if that will weigh into her decision, but I believe his parents are quite involved in the Church.) His family farm or land or whatever it was insane. Those people have some money. They were very nice, lots of kids, open to Emily.
Then Arie in Scottsdale, Arizona. Emily seemed to be the happiest to see him. No doubt. He's a race car driver like his daddy and her took her for a ride in an Indy car. I know nothing about this sport so that's all I can say. She said he looked "stupid hot" but I will settle for "stupid." Maybe she meant "super hot?" Whatever. This guy does nothing for me, and I can't stand the way he can't keep his hands to himself. But, Emily likes it. Who would have thought it? She is definitely the most happy with Arie.
At his parents' house, it's obvious Mom rules the roost. She asked lots of questions ... especially about Brad. Wow. Emily was in the hot seat. She's going to have to get past the mother to get to Arie.
Finally a visit to Sean in Dallas, Texas. Sean and his family played some really funny jokes on Emily ... they acted like Sean still lived there and showed her his messy room and then served up a cooked armadillo for dinner. I'm not kidding. But, I liked his parents. His family seemed very nice and pretty normal except for the bad jokes. Sean chased her SUV down for a last kiss as she drove away. Ahhhhh shucks.
So .... it's down to the final three as Chris is eliminated.
"I don't know what to say," says Emily. And, then she goes on to explain how the other relationships were just moving faster.
Chris gets testy and says, "I told you I loved you. How much faster could the others be moving?" I guess he hasn't seen Arie at work. Then, he calms down and wishes her the best. He's hurt.
Well, he won't be the only one. I am glad he escaped. He will be fine.
Just want to point out a few things about the hometown dates and Emily before the show summary:
- Emily (throughout this entire season) is constantly licking her front teeth. This is common with someone who just got braces off or perhaps has new veneers or caps. Thoughts on that? Anyway, it's so annoying. I just had to point it out.
- No divorces among the parents of the guys who made it to the hometown dates.
- Two of the final four seem to come from VERY wealthy families. Hmmmm ....
- Two of the final four have parents from different countries.
- Only one of the final four is a southerner, and Emily is VERY southern.
- Sean is not that funny.
First, she visits Chris in Chicago ... he's a first generation Polish American so he knows "all the Polish places" says Emily. He seems to have a great family and has two sisters. One of the sisters, who seems a little worried about this process, as they all should be, told Emily to "end it sooner rather than later" if it wasn't working out. Smart girl. Chris tells Emily he's in love with her. I literally screamed at the TV, "NO!" I knew this wouldn't end well.
Jef was up next ... on to Salt Lake City. He's quite the marksman, and he takes Emily to shoot skeet. Then to meet his large Mormon family. (Not sure if that will weigh into her decision, but I believe his parents are quite involved in the Church.) His family farm or land or whatever it was insane. Those people have some money. They were very nice, lots of kids, open to Emily.
Then Arie in Scottsdale, Arizona. Emily seemed to be the happiest to see him. No doubt. He's a race car driver like his daddy and her took her for a ride in an Indy car. I know nothing about this sport so that's all I can say. She said he looked "stupid hot" but I will settle for "stupid." Maybe she meant "super hot?" Whatever. This guy does nothing for me, and I can't stand the way he can't keep his hands to himself. But, Emily likes it. Who would have thought it? She is definitely the most happy with Arie.
At his parents' house, it's obvious Mom rules the roost. She asked lots of questions ... especially about Brad. Wow. Emily was in the hot seat. She's going to have to get past the mother to get to Arie.
Finally a visit to Sean in Dallas, Texas. Sean and his family played some really funny jokes on Emily ... they acted like Sean still lived there and showed her his messy room and then served up a cooked armadillo for dinner. I'm not kidding. But, I liked his parents. His family seemed very nice and pretty normal except for the bad jokes. Sean chased her SUV down for a last kiss as she drove away. Ahhhhh shucks.
So .... it's down to the final three as Chris is eliminated.
"I don't know what to say," says Emily. And, then she goes on to explain how the other relationships were just moving faster.
Chris gets testy and says, "I told you I loved you. How much faster could the others be moving?" I guess he hasn't seen Arie at work. Then, he calms down and wishes her the best. He's hurt.
Well, he won't be the only one. I am glad he escaped. He will be fine.
The Bachelorette (Emily Maynard) June 25, 2012
They are in Prague.
At this point, I think the guys are enjoying each other as much as anything. Who wouldn't be? Traveling the world with a group of your buddies ... FREE. They want to hang in there for the ride. Emily is simply a sidebar. I've watched this franchise forever (I know, I know), and I think this group of guys has gotten along as well as any group of girls or guys ... better than any really. I'm glad they are enjoying each other because Emily is no fun.
Arie gets the first one-on-one date with the "woman of his dreams" ... yawn ... really? And, Emily feels like she is "vacationing with my husband."
But Arie has a secret. The producers played it up, but it was a non-event. Arie went out, it seems very casually, with one of the producers on the show and she finally tells Emily. He explains it away ... off camera of course. Then, they kissed and made up and rode off into the sunset together and lived happily ever after. We didn't have to watch any more of the painful "endings" of "relationships" with the other guys. And, never heard from Emily or Arie again. I wish.
I have a sneaking suspicion that if HE's the GUY and they GET MARRIED, we'll get to watch it all LIVE.
Next one-on-one is with John. He doesn't seem to be able to "step up" and really tell her what she wants to hear. Emily really wants the guys to kiss her and love on her and make her feel special. This girl needs attention. You better give it to her. And, better now than later. But, he can't do it. No chemistry. Barely any conversation. He says he wants to take Emily home to meet his parents ... he thinks.
The group date is with Sean, Doug and Chris. Chris is edgy. He wants more time alone. He is acting out. Acting very YOUNG. Sean gets Emily alone and kisses her. We all know that guarantees him a trip to next week. Doug, so sweet and humble (quit hating on him, people!), has a hard time getting physical ... he's a old-fashioned guy and this group mugging is not his style. She gets him alone, and he does give her a quick, awkward kiss because he knows she is looking for this ... but she sends him home anyway. Too little too late. She's in a hurry Doug! She needs a husband! Now! I feel sorry for this guy. She was not nice to him. He will find a girl out there ... not too worry.
Back at the house, John, who is kinda funny ... can't decide if it will be worse if Chris gets the group date rose or doesn't. He doesn't. Sean, the make-out man, is the victor.
Then, Jef gets a one-on-one date. They have this weird marionette play, but he makes Emily really laugh and scores points for thinking of Ricki and getting her a marionette, too. She definitely has chemistry with Jef, and he's easy to talk to and he has a calming, pleasant personality.
So, at the rose ceremony ... we prepare for the hometown dates and the FINAL FOUR are Chris, Jef, Arie and Sean. No surprises. The spoilers were all right.
At this point, I think the guys are enjoying each other as much as anything. Who wouldn't be? Traveling the world with a group of your buddies ... FREE. They want to hang in there for the ride. Emily is simply a sidebar. I've watched this franchise forever (I know, I know), and I think this group of guys has gotten along as well as any group of girls or guys ... better than any really. I'm glad they are enjoying each other because Emily is no fun.
Arie gets the first one-on-one date with the "woman of his dreams" ... yawn ... really? And, Emily feels like she is "vacationing with my husband."
But Arie has a secret. The producers played it up, but it was a non-event. Arie went out, it seems very casually, with one of the producers on the show and she finally tells Emily. He explains it away ... off camera of course. Then, they kissed and made up and rode off into the sunset together and lived happily ever after. We didn't have to watch any more of the painful "endings" of "relationships" with the other guys. And, never heard from Emily or Arie again. I wish.
I have a sneaking suspicion that if HE's the GUY and they GET MARRIED, we'll get to watch it all LIVE.
Next one-on-one is with John. He doesn't seem to be able to "step up" and really tell her what she wants to hear. Emily really wants the guys to kiss her and love on her and make her feel special. This girl needs attention. You better give it to her. And, better now than later. But, he can't do it. No chemistry. Barely any conversation. He says he wants to take Emily home to meet his parents ... he thinks.
The group date is with Sean, Doug and Chris. Chris is edgy. He wants more time alone. He is acting out. Acting very YOUNG. Sean gets Emily alone and kisses her. We all know that guarantees him a trip to next week. Doug, so sweet and humble (quit hating on him, people!), has a hard time getting physical ... he's a old-fashioned guy and this group mugging is not his style. She gets him alone, and he does give her a quick, awkward kiss because he knows she is looking for this ... but she sends him home anyway. Too little too late. She's in a hurry Doug! She needs a husband! Now! I feel sorry for this guy. She was not nice to him. He will find a girl out there ... not too worry.
Back at the house, John, who is kinda funny ... can't decide if it will be worse if Chris gets the group date rose or doesn't. He doesn't. Sean, the make-out man, is the victor.
Then, Jef gets a one-on-one date. They have this weird marionette play, but he makes Emily really laugh and scores points for thinking of Ricki and getting her a marionette, too. She definitely has chemistry with Jef, and he's easy to talk to and he has a calming, pleasant personality.
So, at the rose ceremony ... we prepare for the hometown dates and the FINAL FOUR are Chris, Jef, Arie and Sean. No surprises. The spoilers were all right.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
The Bachelorette (Emily Maynard) June 18, 2012
They are in Croatia.
I know this city is old. I know it has history. I just don’t
see it as romantic. Maybe it’s just me.
Emily is in a mood. No more playing. Step up or be stepped
on. She wants a husband! Her one-on-one dates this time around are for real …
and the first guy on the chopping block is sweet, funny Travis. They go
“exploring” Croatia. They get ice cream. Emily picks pistachio … ahhh, I should
have known. They have a silly, horrible date. And, Travis gets sent packing. He
cries because it hurts. Don’t cry, dude. He was in the “friend zone,” but he is
a good guy … there is a girl for him … lots of girls out there now.
On the group date … it’s John, Doug, Sean, Jef, Chris and
Arie, and they go so the children’s movie Brave
… there’s never been a more shameless plug except maybe Diet Coke or Ford on American Idol. I know this is NOT the
movie these guys would have picked.
Then they play the “highland games” and they all get to wear
kilts. “You know what the difference is between a skirt and a kilt,” says Sean.
“Nothing.”
Chris sucks at all the events. Has bad form when shooting
the bow and arrow. Goes first at the “log toss” but can’t throw it. And
challenges his bigger and badder rival, Doug, to the “pull” thing and loses.
All as a good sport.
Sean, however, is an athlete and shows his stuff. Emily
thinks he’s hot.
Chris, however, wins the “bravery cup” for putting it all on
the line and laughing it off.
During the evening group date, Emily spends time alone with
each guy and ….
- Basically tells Sean to “hang in there” as if there’s something we all don’t know.\
- Makes out with Arie.
- Gets a word-lashing from Jef with “we could have the kind of love that people write novels about” or some such nonsense. And then Emily wonders out loud to Jen what took him so long to kiss her. She wants aggressive, in-your-face men. That’s why she likes Arie.
- But Chris, one of my faves, gets the group date rose. Take that, Arie, you kissin’ freak!
Then, the next one-on-one date is with the charmer, Ryan.
They have chemistry. They have a fun day. They laugh. She smiles showing off
her beautiful (capped?) teeth. They have
easy conversations. Ryan wonders if she is the woman God has chosen for him.
But, he blows it at the dinner. He reads her a list of all
the things he wants in a wife after dinner, probably thinking she fits the
bill. It includes stuff like … loyalty, confident, faithful, unselfish,
encourager, assertive … all things that benefit him. However, it doesn’t include
the one thing that would be at the top of Emily’s list “a loving family.” Ah
oh, Ryan.
She likes him but she doesn’t give him the rose.
Surprisingly, he almost … but not quite … makes her rethink it. She stands her
ground. Wow. She’s tougher than I thought.
He handles it better than I thought. Takes the blow fairly
gracefully, and he’s gone.
Then, later … Arie, the snake … makes a trip to Emily’s
hotel to tell her she made the right decision (nice work, Arie, warning her AFTER Ryan has left the building),
kiss her a few dozen times, and sit on her bed. Yuck! I really do not like this
guy.
At the rose ceremony, John and Doug are on the bubble. John
wins her over by pulling out the big guns … funeral cards of his grandparents
that he keeps in his wallet. He was just waiting for the right moment …
And, Doug, he’s so awkward, but I like him. He’s just so so
nervous around her, but I think she wants a very, or somewhat aggressive, guy.
He’s not the one.
However, both of their heads are saved from chopping block
as everyone gets a rose.
More next week.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
The Bachelorette (Emily Maynard) June 11, 2012
And then there were 10.
Plus Emily. Plus Ricki. Plus Chris.
Even Chris Harrison is now saying it. The word that usually
scares most men. Not these guys. Not these bachelors. They want the title.
Husband. Emily wants a husband. Emily
wants a husband! She says that more than she says love. Or companion. Or
friend. Or marriage.
Emily has a one-track mind.
She’s not a modern woman. She’s not an interesting woman. She doesn’t
have a career as far as I can tell (being on reality shows to find a husband is
not a career!) I really don’t see what the guys see in her except a ticket to
being The Bachelor. Poor Emily. She’s a pretty, very simple, very boring, girl.
I am struggling to stay awake, struggling to appear slightly interested, wondering if the reality world cares if we bloggers document this
season at all.
My boyfriend even says Emily is hot but oh-so-boring. I make
him watch this show with me every week and he still likes me. He’s a good guy.
Anyway ….
Her first one-on-one date is with Sean. He really is a great
guy. Seems genuine. Emily says “good guys that look like you are usually
boring.” Wow, the same could be said of her, and it would be TRUE. On their
evening date, Emily calls him “marriage material,” which doesn’t sound good for
Sean. I like him enough that I don’t want him to win. He thinks love could be
there. However, Emily is not looking for love, she’s looking for a husband. Get
that through your thick meatheads, guys.
Sean gets a rose.
On the group date, the guys are required to perform
Shakespeare. Some get to play Romeo (including Ryan) and some get to play the
nurse (like Arie and Doug). Travis shows his funny side, “Shakespeare is huge in Mississippi.” The outfit that
Ryan is wearing during the rehearsals should have been sent home. What is with
the scarf?
They perform in front of an audience, and they all get the
laughs. Doug and Arie show their feminine sides. Arie has a wig. Doug gets a
hat. Kalon is too serious. Emily is a terrible actress. Doug and Travis have
some fun. John gets a kiss from one of the guys and gives it a “two out of
three because it was wet and warm but a little rough.” Arie, surprising, is a
little nervous. Ryan is excited … because he gets to kiss Emily.
Later, they are in the pub. And, Arie … true to form … is
kissing Emily in about two seconds. Then, Ryan, gets her alone. And, Emily,
tells him he is “trouble.” Ryan says, “When a girl tells you that you are
trouble and then smiles when she says it, she usually wants to get in trouble.”
He gives her a necklace, and a kiss. Emily is falling for his act. He is a
charmer. I hope they end up together.
Kalon, who is a joke, says Emily has “baggage” referring to
her daughter. Doug tells Emily. So …. Kalon gets to go home. He doesn’t seem
too upset, although Emily is very upset. Kalon reiterates that her having a child is a
responsibility, and she says it is a “blessing.” I, as a mother, say it is
both. Emily is a little unreasonable. Having children is a responsibility and
she is unrealistic if she doesn’t see it as such.
He tries to talk. She won’t let him (as he did this to her
earlier … so good for her.) Kalon acknowledges he is not the right guy
for her.
Emily is mad because no one told her about Kalon saying that
Ricki was baggage. However, Doug did tell her. I don’t get it.
No one on the group date gets a rose.
Final one-on-one date is with Jef. They have annoying tea
lessons, then dinner at a pub. Then dessert up high in some tower thing.
Jef talks too much, but he tells Emily he wants a partner in life.
Unconditional love. One and on. He is definitely trying to win her attention.
Jef gets a rose.
Emily gives everyone the third degree at the rose ceremony.
Wants to know who has her back. Eventually, Doug, Ryan, Chris, John, Travis and
Arie get roses. Alejandro gets sent home. Finally, it's over. I was so glad!
More next week.
Sunday, June 10, 2012
The Bachelorette (Emily Maynard) June 4, 2012
Sorry so late on the recap. No excuses. Just a busy, busy work week.
They are in Bermuda and, to me, it doesn't suit Emily. Take her back down South, please. Is it cold there? She always seems to need a sweater.
First date is a one-on-one with the perfect guy, Doug. The problem with Doug that Emily has yet to see is he is just a little touchy, a little thin-skinned. But hey, if that is the worst of his faults ... He's OK. She likes him; and on their date they did "what married couples do" on vacation, says Emily, and Doug is cool with it. Shopping, walking, sending postcards home. She even sent a postcard to his son. Nice, Emily. They also walked through the "moongate" where couples can make a wish. Emily's wish was "I won't be single forever." This girl has a one-track mind. Does she even have a job or a career or any other thoughts other than HUSBAND, HUSBAND, HUSBAND.
By the way, no kiss for Doug. He likes to take it slow. Good for him.
Second date was a group date.The guys were broken up into teams and had to race a freakin' boat (not a sailor among them) for a win and an evening with Emily. The team that won included Arie, Ryan, Jef and Kalon. On the evening date, Arie steals Emily away immediately and starts putting on the moves. I'm not sure they talked much. That's the relationship with Arie ... mutual attraction and lots of smooching. The time alone with Jef seemed a little awkward, and he's a little shy, but she likes him. I actually like him, too. He seems very normal despite the hair. Not much going on with Kalon. But Ryan, oh boy, goes for the jugular, and judges Emily for the kisses with Arie and tells her to her face. At least he's honest. But, I would bet, if he were the bachelor, he would have kissed many a girl at this point in the "competition." He's a snake.
And, by the way, Jef gets the group date rose.
Now, I've judged Emily for kissing the guys, but I personally don't like it when "The Bachelor" does it either. I just think it makes it awkward for the eventual winner. However, the eventual winner always ends up a loser so I don't think it really matters if I am really honest.
The two-on-one date is with John and Nate, and it is AWKWARD. Nate ends up going home when he shows his softer side and gets a little teary when talking about his family. Emily doesn't want a boy; she wants a man. That explains why Ryan is still around. She likes it a little rough.
At the end of the evening, Michael goes home as does Charlie (no roses for them). Do you even remember them? I think they were both too nice for Emily. I think the eventual winner will be aggressive with Emily, but also a nice guy. That means it is looking good for Sean and Arie.
SPOILER:
I think it's Kalon who gets the early boot tomorrow night after referring to Emily's daughter as "baggage." As a mom with children of my own, I can imagine how overwhelmingly infuriated a mom would be at that reference. He doesn't deserve her or anyone else. I can't wait until he has kids of his own and realizes how stupid that comment really was ... What an idiot.
More after tomorrow night. Earlier I promise.
They are in Bermuda and, to me, it doesn't suit Emily. Take her back down South, please. Is it cold there? She always seems to need a sweater.
First date is a one-on-one with the perfect guy, Doug. The problem with Doug that Emily has yet to see is he is just a little touchy, a little thin-skinned. But hey, if that is the worst of his faults ... He's OK. She likes him; and on their date they did "what married couples do" on vacation, says Emily, and Doug is cool with it. Shopping, walking, sending postcards home. She even sent a postcard to his son. Nice, Emily. They also walked through the "moongate" where couples can make a wish. Emily's wish was "I won't be single forever." This girl has a one-track mind. Does she even have a job or a career or any other thoughts other than HUSBAND, HUSBAND, HUSBAND.
By the way, no kiss for Doug. He likes to take it slow. Good for him.
Second date was a group date.The guys were broken up into teams and had to race a freakin' boat (not a sailor among them) for a win and an evening with Emily. The team that won included Arie, Ryan, Jef and Kalon. On the evening date, Arie steals Emily away immediately and starts putting on the moves. I'm not sure they talked much. That's the relationship with Arie ... mutual attraction and lots of smooching. The time alone with Jef seemed a little awkward, and he's a little shy, but she likes him. I actually like him, too. He seems very normal despite the hair. Not much going on with Kalon. But Ryan, oh boy, goes for the jugular, and judges Emily for the kisses with Arie and tells her to her face. At least he's honest. But, I would bet, if he were the bachelor, he would have kissed many a girl at this point in the "competition." He's a snake.
And, by the way, Jef gets the group date rose.
Now, I've judged Emily for kissing the guys, but I personally don't like it when "The Bachelor" does it either. I just think it makes it awkward for the eventual winner. However, the eventual winner always ends up a loser so I don't think it really matters if I am really honest.
The two-on-one date is with John and Nate, and it is AWKWARD. Nate ends up going home when he shows his softer side and gets a little teary when talking about his family. Emily doesn't want a boy; she wants a man. That explains why Ryan is still around. She likes it a little rough.
At the end of the evening, Michael goes home as does Charlie (no roses for them). Do you even remember them? I think they were both too nice for Emily. I think the eventual winner will be aggressive with Emily, but also a nice guy. That means it is looking good for Sean and Arie.
SPOILER:
I think it's Kalon who gets the early boot tomorrow night after referring to Emily's daughter as "baggage." As a mom with children of my own, I can imagine how overwhelmingly infuriated a mom would be at that reference. He doesn't deserve her or anyone else. I can't wait until he has kids of his own and realizes how stupid that comment really was ... What an idiot.
More after tomorrow night. Earlier I promise.
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
The Bachelorette Emily Maynard (May 28, 2012)
I missed last week, but I don't think I really missed anything. You know what I mean. I don't even know who went home. I don't even care. Who would have I thought I would miss the days of Bentley, or Ames, or even ... God forbid ... Courtney ... but I do. This season has all the excitement of an insurance seminar. So far, a real snoozefest. But, let's recap last night anyway. Try to stay with me.
Emily had one-on-one dates with Chris and Arie. They both got entertained by country music stars, Chris by someone I don't know and Arie by Dolly Parton. Both got kisses and both got roses. I felt like Emily had some chemistry with both of them. I prefer Chris as Arie seems a little toooo smooth. He's a cool guy, but is he playing a part? Hard to tell. Emily is worried that Chris is too young. He's 25. She's 26. I really see her point. NO, I don't. His age is a "red flag" to her. The fact that they are both on this show is a "red flag" to me.
Emily claims guys like Arie are hard to find. Maybe. I don't trust any of their motives at this point. He says she has "1,000 percent exceeded my expectations." I wonder what his expectations were? Do they even know who they will be "dating" when they apply to be on the show? I don't think so.
Then, there is the group date which, as usual, includes a bunch of guys. Not Kalon. Get to that in a minute. They get to a park and she hands them a football, and they think it's a game. It's not. She's brought four of her friends to interview them and determine which of them is "worthy of being my husband."
By the way, Emily is making no bones about it. She is looking for a husband in this mess. A husband and a father for her daughter.
During the "interview process" ... looks like Doug, Tony, Jef and Sean come out on top. They definitely know how to talk to the "moms." After the interview, the producers bring out a crop of kids for the guys to entertain and they all do their best except Ryan, who decides to intervene in the "girl talk" between Emily and her friends. He makes the mistake of talking about how he would feel if Emily gained weight. "I would love you, but I wouldn't love on you." Bad move, Dude. Emily didn't like it either.
Pre-rose ceremony, there are some bad moves all around:
Emily had one-on-one dates with Chris and Arie. They both got entertained by country music stars, Chris by someone I don't know and Arie by Dolly Parton. Both got kisses and both got roses. I felt like Emily had some chemistry with both of them. I prefer Chris as Arie seems a little toooo smooth. He's a cool guy, but is he playing a part? Hard to tell. Emily is worried that Chris is too young. He's 25. She's 26. I really see her point. NO, I don't. His age is a "red flag" to her. The fact that they are both on this show is a "red flag" to me.
Emily claims guys like Arie are hard to find. Maybe. I don't trust any of their motives at this point. He says she has "1,000 percent exceeded my expectations." I wonder what his expectations were? Do they even know who they will be "dating" when they apply to be on the show? I don't think so.
Then, there is the group date which, as usual, includes a bunch of guys. Not Kalon. Get to that in a minute. They get to a park and she hands them a football, and they think it's a game. It's not. She's brought four of her friends to interview them and determine which of them is "worthy of being my husband."
By the way, Emily is making no bones about it. She is looking for a husband in this mess. A husband and a father for her daughter.
During the "interview process" ... looks like Doug, Tony, Jef and Sean come out on top. They definitely know how to talk to the "moms." After the interview, the producers bring out a crop of kids for the guys to entertain and they all do their best except Ryan, who decides to intervene in the "girl talk" between Emily and her friends. He makes the mistake of talking about how he would feel if Emily gained weight. "I would love you, but I wouldn't love on you." Bad move, Dude. Emily didn't like it either.
Pre-rose ceremony, there are some bad moves all around:
- Tony cries for his kid. Emily decides he's really not the guy for her and, since he misses his kid so much, sends him home.
- Alessandro tells Emily being with her and her daughter would be a "compromise" and she thinks it would be an "honor." He gets shown the door.
- Kalon tells Emily his true feelings, and thus, shows his true colors by "interrupting" her and telling her to "let him finish." He was not happy to be excluded from all the dating. She says she likes "tall, skinny and funny" but not "tall, skinny and condescending." He's lucky to get to stick around. He will not last. He is strictly for entertainment purposes.
- Emily makes out with Arie at the party. Not nice, Emily.
Party MC Steve does not get a rose and also gets sent home. He was weird anyway. Sean gets an early rose also along with Chris and Arie. Those three have staying power. Next week might get interesting with some drama with Chris and Doug and issues with Ryan.
One good thing about Emily. She dresses a little more demurely than previous bachelorettes ... so far. I may eat my words with that one. One bad thing about Emily. She is still kissing everyone. Come on.
More next week.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
The Bachelorette Emily Maynard (May 14, 2012)
I haven’t had a reality TV show to blog about in while, but
now that The Bachelorette is on …
I’ve decided to go with it. I was going to blog about this season of Sister Wives, hoping for some excitement
or marital drama but it was a no-go. I fell asleep during the first episode.
They are so boring. I’m sorry, but they just don’t have as many issues or as
much chaos as I had hoped. Doesn’t make for good reality TV. Or maybe it does.
Emily Maynard. She’s very sweet, at least so far, but she
liked some of the guys I did NOT think she would. I was taking notes as the
show started and I literally wrote down “skateboarding idiot” next to Jef’s
name, and she ended up really liking him. He has the crazy hairdo and what she
thinks is a “cool” persona, which made her feel like a dork. Really?
I’m getting ahead of myself. They started the show with all
the stuff you expected. Emily reliving her lost love (he, sadly, died in a
plane crash). Her being a single mom. Winning, then losing, the relationship
with Brad on The Bachelor. Everything
went exactly as expected.
Prior to the show airing, and strictly based on looks, I
“highlighted” my favorites. They were Aaron, a biology teacher; Arie, the race
car driver; Charlie, a recruiter who had the sad story of being in a horrible
accident (a porch/deck collapsed while he was on it); Chris, a corporate sales
director; Sean, an insurance agent; Tony, a lumber trader who came in with a gimmick (one of many who did) … a
glass slipper; and Travis, an advertising sales rep who had an egg he planned
to “care for like I would you and your daughter.”
I still
think these guys might have a chance.
Others
were Alejandro, mushroom farmer; Alessandro; grain merchant; Brent, a
technology salesman with six kids; David, a singer/songwriter; Doug, a
real-estate agent with a child; Jackson, a fitness model; Jean-Paul, a marine
biologist; Joe, a field, energy advisor who was just a little excited; John or
“Wolf”, a data destruction specialist; Kalon, the rich guy who came in a
helicopter; Kyle, a financial advisor who caught her attention with her
favorite color tie; Lerone, a real estate consultant; Michael, a music lover
and rehab consultant; Nate, an accountant who she thought was “cute”; Randy, a
marketing manager who started the process dressed as a grandma; and Ryan, a pro
sports trainer.
Then I
watched the show, and Doug got the first impression rose with a letter to Emily
from his son. Nice move. Jef impressed because Emily thinks he is cool. Ryan
got her attention with his looks. Chris is sweet and in it to win it. Arie is
nice looking and definitely has her attention based on that alone.
I know
there are spoiler blogs out there. I haven’t looked. My favorites to win it are
Chris, Arie, Ryan, Jef, Tony, Doug or Sean … based on episode 1. I say win
because this is a game, and it won’t work despite what Emily said, … “I know it
can work.” Really, Emily, did it work for you? Come on.
Those
that went home were: David, Brent, Jackson, Lerone, Jean-Paul and Randy.
More
next week.
Wednesday, March 14, 2012
The Bachelor 2012 Season Finale
“I win! I win!,” screamed Courtney as Bachelor Ben got down on one knee to pop the question to his “forever” gal Courtney in the scenic mountains of Switzerland.
Wait a minute. She said “I love you.” She meant “I won this damn game.” She crinkled her nose, touched her shiny forehead, brushed back her stringy hair (with those weird gloves … what was up with that?), and accepted his proposal with a kiss. He professed his love, and she hers. All in the name of real love in eight weeks or less.
And so goes the season finale of “The Bachelor” with one of the worst kept reality show secrets of all time as Ben picks Courtney as his betrothed. Courtney, the model we all love to hate. And, not because she’s pretty (she’s not THAT pretty) and not because she’s skinny (she is skinny) … it’s because she’s rude and hateful and boring and full of herself.
Anyway, the whole show was shot in the typical foreign land (with helicopters and sleds and limos oh my). The typical "I'm in love with both of these women." But, he wasn't really. The slight emotional turmoil that Lindzi was in was just a subplot to the storyline of Ben and Courtney. It was obvious that he was all about Courtney. Ben wasn’t even nervous when his mom and sister, Julia, met Lindzi. She was sweet and got along with them just fine, and he didn’t even really care. He was worried about Courtney. Julia had her misgivings, and surprisingly, they all flew out the window when she met Courtney. Mom and sister adored her.
Now, I’m trying to remember their perspective. They only spent a few moments with her, and a snake can be charming for even a minute or two. And even Ben. He never saw what the girls saw. I have to keep telling myself that. He just kept seeing MODEL. Hearing the word MODEL. In a few weeks, men aren’t thinking personality; it’s just a physical attraction.
But, unfortunately for Ben, he got a TV wake up call when the show aired. During the “after the rose” show, it was revealed that their relationship was in turmoil because of her shenanigans on the show … it must have been like a blast of cold water in the face (not really just a blast but a complete hosing) for Ben to watch those many moments of Courtney’s cruelty …. To see her reaction to the other girls … her unforgiving nature … to see her say “Ben’s not the only guy out there” and “kill shot” when speaking of the other girls. Talk about a rude awakening. I had to feel sorry for the guy.
So, during the after show, we had to witness a painful reunion … how Courtney felt abandoned (who cares … she can thank herself for any bad karma that comes her way) and Ben looking scraggly and admitting breaking off the relationship and … probably feeling duped. As of now, they are still engaged kind of … neither seemed very sure about this. I don’t give it much time, and I doubt there will be a wedding in the future.
What a miserable season. It was painful to watch this nice guy get taken for a ride. We’ll see what happens to sweet and innocent Emily Maynard on “The Bachelorette.” Is she for real? Or will we see a new “reality show” Emily ready to take on 25 ridiculous guys who aren’t really looking for love but their 15 minutes of fame? If she’s as sweet as she pretends to be, she’s going to get heartbroken, and if not, the rest of us will be.
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Friday, February 24, 2012
The Bachelor, Episodes 7 and 8
Episode 7
We are in Belize.
I wasn't sure if I was watching "Fear Factor" or "The Bachelor" because in this episode, Ben was determined to make sure all the girls were scared out of their wits on the dates with him. Because that will prove true love. If you can conquer your fears for him, he will pick you. Not really. He's just making you think that.
First date. Lindzi gets to jump out of a helicopter for Ben. She's afraid of heights but so so what. They jump into the "blue hole."
Second date. Sweet Emily. She gets to dive into the ocean and catch her own dinner. Lobster.
Third date. Courtney. They climb a Mayan temple with a million stairs that are straight up and they are sweating buckets. And, Courtney starts talking. She's telling Ben every random thought that has ever crossed her mind including that she wasn't sure if she wants to take him home and then wants him to make her feel better about the relationship ... and it almost sounds like a threat? Does she understand the rules of the show? He makes the decisions here. You would think a normal guy wouldn't like that, and would not take kindly to her attitude. But Ben ain't no normal guy. He ignores the warnings signs again, and he tells Courtney he appreciates her honesty. "I want a woman who's got a little edge," says Ben. Most people don't call that an "edge" Ben.
Courtney is a female Bentley. The difference is that Ashley figured it out, and Ben isn't smart enough to do so. The whole time she is blowing smoke to Ben, he doesn't see it at all. While they are sitting on top of the temple, Ben claims he feels close to his father (who has passed on) and says his dad would be proud. The problem is that his dad is seeing things that Ben is not.
Courtney then tells the camera "Goodbye" as if speaking to the other girls. And, "I hate you all." OK.
By the way, all three of these one-on-one dates were horrible. I would have wanted to go home if I were one of these girls. Climbing a temple, killing my own dinner, trying to conquer my fear of heights ... forget it.
And, then the group date. Kacie, Nicki and Rachel. They get to swim with sharks! Nicki and Kacie take it in stride while Rachel looks sick to her stomach. He caters to her the whole time, swimming with her, holding her hand, whatever. It doesn't help. At the end of the group date, Kacie gets the rose.
While they are all waiting for the rose ceremony, Courtney is saying things like ..."Ben's not the only guy in the world" and "he's not our only shot at love." I wonder what he thinks about that if she's "the one." The other girls seem to think he is. Anway, Rachel and Emily did not get a rose. Down to the Final Four and hometown dates.
Episode 8, Hometown Dates
This is going to short and sweet because I actually fell asleep. I was so bored. I am going to link you to my friend Matthew's blog because he did a long recap.
Ben went to Lindzi's home first. Parents with a long marriage. Nice family. Good visit.
Then to Kacie's hometown. I didn't think this went well. Her parents were very protective, and they let their feelings be known. They wanted him to let her down NOW if it wasn't going anywhere. They were very skeptical and rightly so. Smartest of the bunch. I think he listened.
Nicki's parents were divorced but seemed to get along fine. Again, a nice, boring family. She did make him go shopping for cowboy boots with her. That was strange.
And, finally, Courtney. She made him participate in a mock wedding and declared her love for him. He seemed open to all the ridiculousness.
Kacie didn't get a rose. She was very upset, and wondered what was wrong with her. Nothing dear. It's him, not you.
http://wecreasmans.blogspot.com/2012/02/bachelor-2012-week-8.html
We are in Belize.
I wasn't sure if I was watching "Fear Factor" or "The Bachelor" because in this episode, Ben was determined to make sure all the girls were scared out of their wits on the dates with him. Because that will prove true love. If you can conquer your fears for him, he will pick you. Not really. He's just making you think that.
First date. Lindzi gets to jump out of a helicopter for Ben. She's afraid of heights but so so what. They jump into the "blue hole."
Second date. Sweet Emily. She gets to dive into the ocean and catch her own dinner. Lobster.
Third date. Courtney. They climb a Mayan temple with a million stairs that are straight up and they are sweating buckets. And, Courtney starts talking. She's telling Ben every random thought that has ever crossed her mind including that she wasn't sure if she wants to take him home and then wants him to make her feel better about the relationship ... and it almost sounds like a threat? Does she understand the rules of the show? He makes the decisions here. You would think a normal guy wouldn't like that, and would not take kindly to her attitude. But Ben ain't no normal guy. He ignores the warnings signs again, and he tells Courtney he appreciates her honesty. "I want a woman who's got a little edge," says Ben. Most people don't call that an "edge" Ben.
Courtney is a female Bentley. The difference is that Ashley figured it out, and Ben isn't smart enough to do so. The whole time she is blowing smoke to Ben, he doesn't see it at all. While they are sitting on top of the temple, Ben claims he feels close to his father (who has passed on) and says his dad would be proud. The problem is that his dad is seeing things that Ben is not.
Courtney then tells the camera "Goodbye" as if speaking to the other girls. And, "I hate you all." OK.
By the way, all three of these one-on-one dates were horrible. I would have wanted to go home if I were one of these girls. Climbing a temple, killing my own dinner, trying to conquer my fear of heights ... forget it.
And, then the group date. Kacie, Nicki and Rachel. They get to swim with sharks! Nicki and Kacie take it in stride while Rachel looks sick to her stomach. He caters to her the whole time, swimming with her, holding her hand, whatever. It doesn't help. At the end of the group date, Kacie gets the rose.
While they are all waiting for the rose ceremony, Courtney is saying things like ..."Ben's not the only guy in the world" and "he's not our only shot at love." I wonder what he thinks about that if she's "the one." The other girls seem to think he is. Anway, Rachel and Emily did not get a rose. Down to the Final Four and hometown dates.
Episode 8, Hometown Dates
This is going to short and sweet because I actually fell asleep. I was so bored. I am going to link you to my friend Matthew's blog because he did a long recap.
Ben went to Lindzi's home first. Parents with a long marriage. Nice family. Good visit.
Then to Kacie's hometown. I didn't think this went well. Her parents were very protective, and they let their feelings be known. They wanted him to let her down NOW if it wasn't going anywhere. They were very skeptical and rightly so. Smartest of the bunch. I think he listened.
Nicki's parents were divorced but seemed to get along fine. Again, a nice, boring family. She did make him go shopping for cowboy boots with her. That was strange.
And, finally, Courtney. She made him participate in a mock wedding and declared her love for him. He seemed open to all the ridiculousness.
Kacie didn't get a rose. She was very upset, and wondered what was wrong with her. Nothing dear. It's him, not you.
http://wecreasmans.blogspot.com/2012/02/bachelor-2012-week-8.html
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Sunday, February 12, 2012
The Bachelor, Episode 6
The remaining girls ... oh, and Ben ... are in Panama ... and there is one group date, the much-wanted one-on-one date, and the dreaded two-on-one date where one girl goes home.
As the show starts, Ben is reading from the standard script ..."there are women here I can see myself with for the rest of my life" and my personal favorite "love is in the air." Ouch. That one actually hurt.
Kacie B. gets the first date ... it's a one-on-one, her second and the girls are JEALOUS. I think Ben likes her. They are going to rough it. A helicopter and camera crew take them out into the middle of nowhere on some island (this is so stupid, it is almost unbearable). So, Ben, Kacie, the producers, the helicopter crew, the camera crew and whoever else are trying to make it alone. He tells her to bring three things. She wisely brings a stuffed monkey, a corkscrew (I needed the wine), and some candy. He brings a machete, some matches and some wire or rope or something else to hang himself. Anyway, they cut down coconuts, catch a fish, build a fire ... and head back to the resort in the helicopter. A fancy dinner, some talking and Kacie gets a rose. "From one to wonderful, today was fantastic," gushes Kacie.
On the group date goes Courtney, Jamie, Emily, Nicki, Lindzi and Casey S. He shows up in a canoe on the river (by the way it has a motor ... it's not like he was paddling the damn thing), but the girls go on and on about how manly he is as they head downstream) and they just happen to come upon a village full of women in beaded bikini tops and men in loin cloths (who want to share their clothing with the new arrivals). Shockingly, the beaded tops won't completely cover enhancements, but Courtney doesn't care and she lets it all hang out. And, Ben, playing the village fool, wears the loin cloth. The other girls show more modesty and keep their own tops. Courtney wins this round because Village Idiot Ben can't keep away from Courtney. He appreciates that she got caught up in the spirit of the moment and the village dancing and all that. By the way, Ben should keep his clothes on. He spent maybe NO percent of time working out and getting in shape compared to previous bachelors. He is not a hot-bodied bachelor. So the girls should let the fake panting about his body go ... it doesn't play real.
Despite Courtney's nakedness, Ben shows the love to Lindzi and she gets the group date rose. Courtney is not distracted by that and still issues a room invite for the evening to Ben. He doesn't take her up on it, and we get a view of Courtney alone and sad in her room talking about how she's always been mistreated by men. Hmmmm Wonder why?
On the two-on-one date, it's a weird salsa dancing exhibition between Ben, Blakeley and Rachel that's a little too creepy for my taste. And it gets even creepier when Blakeley gets Ben alone and pulls out a scrapbook she's been making of her life with Ben ... what it's like, what it could be like. OK, stalker ... you are now going home. And, she does. The rose goes to Rachel.
OK, let's talk about two other strange "events" of this show.
The producers discovered that Casey S. may still be in love with an ex-boyfriend, and may not really be "completely there" for Ben. She may be using Ben to get over this ex. Wait a minute. Who cares? Don't they all have ex-relationships in their lives? And, by the way, didn't Ben just recently propose to a girl named Ashley so maybe he's the one using the show to get over someone? Whatever. Ben was rude to her, and they sent her home abruptly. And, Chris Harrison, what a loser. I got news for everyone. No one is there to find love. No one does. It's a show. It's about fame, fortune and winning. Get over yourselves.
And, Emily, trying to be nice to Courtney, apologized to her and told her maybe she had misjudged her. Courtney, because Emily and EVERYONE is right about her, immediately didn't forgive her and said something rude and acted crazy. So there. Ben, you get what you deserve.
Finally, in the most awkward moment ever on The Bachelor ... we got to see Jamie act out her sixth-grade fantasy moment with Ben, a play-by-play on how-to-kiss-someone-you-are-not-really-attracted-to-with-10-cameras-in-your-face. She couldn't let well enough alone and leave the show with some class and dignity with no one talking about what a fool she made of herself ... no, she had to get down in the mud with everyone else. Even Ben couldn't take it, and had to stop her.
No rose for Jamie.
More next week. However, I just want to say one thing. It seems like with every bachelor or bachelorette, I like them with they are a CONTESTANT and then I can't stand them when they become the bachelor or bachelorette. It always happens. I'm scared because the next bachelorette is Emily Maynard, and I'm afraid we will see her true colors. They are all playing a part. Some are just better at it than others.
As the show starts, Ben is reading from the standard script ..."there are women here I can see myself with for the rest of my life" and my personal favorite "love is in the air." Ouch. That one actually hurt.
Kacie B. gets the first date ... it's a one-on-one, her second and the girls are JEALOUS. I think Ben likes her. They are going to rough it. A helicopter and camera crew take them out into the middle of nowhere on some island (this is so stupid, it is almost unbearable). So, Ben, Kacie, the producers, the helicopter crew, the camera crew and whoever else are trying to make it alone. He tells her to bring three things. She wisely brings a stuffed monkey, a corkscrew (I needed the wine), and some candy. He brings a machete, some matches and some wire or rope or something else to hang himself. Anyway, they cut down coconuts, catch a fish, build a fire ... and head back to the resort in the helicopter. A fancy dinner, some talking and Kacie gets a rose. "From one to wonderful, today was fantastic," gushes Kacie.
On the group date goes Courtney, Jamie, Emily, Nicki, Lindzi and Casey S. He shows up in a canoe on the river (by the way it has a motor ... it's not like he was paddling the damn thing), but the girls go on and on about how manly he is as they head downstream) and they just happen to come upon a village full of women in beaded bikini tops and men in loin cloths (who want to share their clothing with the new arrivals). Shockingly, the beaded tops won't completely cover enhancements, but Courtney doesn't care and she lets it all hang out. And, Ben, playing the village fool, wears the loin cloth. The other girls show more modesty and keep their own tops. Courtney wins this round because Village Idiot Ben can't keep away from Courtney. He appreciates that she got caught up in the spirit of the moment and the village dancing and all that. By the way, Ben should keep his clothes on. He spent maybe NO percent of time working out and getting in shape compared to previous bachelors. He is not a hot-bodied bachelor. So the girls should let the fake panting about his body go ... it doesn't play real.
Despite Courtney's nakedness, Ben shows the love to Lindzi and she gets the group date rose. Courtney is not distracted by that and still issues a room invite for the evening to Ben. He doesn't take her up on it, and we get a view of Courtney alone and sad in her room talking about how she's always been mistreated by men. Hmmmm Wonder why?
On the two-on-one date, it's a weird salsa dancing exhibition between Ben, Blakeley and Rachel that's a little too creepy for my taste. And it gets even creepier when Blakeley gets Ben alone and pulls out a scrapbook she's been making of her life with Ben ... what it's like, what it could be like. OK, stalker ... you are now going home. And, she does. The rose goes to Rachel.
OK, let's talk about two other strange "events" of this show.
The producers discovered that Casey S. may still be in love with an ex-boyfriend, and may not really be "completely there" for Ben. She may be using Ben to get over this ex. Wait a minute. Who cares? Don't they all have ex-relationships in their lives? And, by the way, didn't Ben just recently propose to a girl named Ashley so maybe he's the one using the show to get over someone? Whatever. Ben was rude to her, and they sent her home abruptly. And, Chris Harrison, what a loser. I got news for everyone. No one is there to find love. No one does. It's a show. It's about fame, fortune and winning. Get over yourselves.
And, Emily, trying to be nice to Courtney, apologized to her and told her maybe she had misjudged her. Courtney, because Emily and EVERYONE is right about her, immediately didn't forgive her and said something rude and acted crazy. So there. Ben, you get what you deserve.
Finally, in the most awkward moment ever on The Bachelor ... we got to see Jamie act out her sixth-grade fantasy moment with Ben, a play-by-play on how-to-kiss-someone-you-are-not-really-attracted-to-with-10-cameras-in-your-face. She couldn't let well enough alone and leave the show with some class and dignity with no one talking about what a fool she made of herself ... no, she had to get down in the mud with everyone else. Even Ben couldn't take it, and had to stop her.
No rose for Jamie.
More next week. However, I just want to say one thing. It seems like with every bachelor or bachelorette, I like them with they are a CONTESTANT and then I can't stand them when they become the bachelor or bachelorette. It always happens. I'm scared because the next bachelorette is Emily Maynard, and I'm afraid we will see her true colors. They are all playing a part. Some are just better at it than others.
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Thursday, February 2, 2012
The Bachelor 2012, Episode 5
Ben and his girls are in Puerto Rico, and as one of my
fellow employees pointed out, it is reminiscent of the final scene in “Silence
of the Lambs” and as another pointed out, “Maybe Ben will eat Courtney.”
Unfortunately, it almost seemed the other way around.
The first date goes to Nicki, and they spend a rain-soaked
day wandering the streets, then buying new clothes, and then an evening
unburdening themselves of her lost marriage and his whatever. I had a hard time
paying attention. She did get a rose.
Then, the group date was an invitation teasing that
“diamonds are a girl’s best friend” and it was actually a baseball diamond.
They got to go through drills, then select teams then play a game with Ben as
the pitcher. I was surprised that many of these girls are athletes … most of
them. Not Casey S. Lindzi, thanks to Ben, got to play for both teams. That
meant she got to go on an evening dinner date with Ben and the “winning team.”
The losing team ended up in tears and cussing and lots and lots of blaming.
The other individual date when to the personal trainer,
Elyse, and Ben wasn’t feeling it during dinner … so she went packing. The tears
didn’t keep Ben from sending her home. “What did I do wrong?” … she asked. Why
do women always ask that question? Like, somehow, if a man doesn’t like you, it
is your fault. Maybe it is his fault. Maybe he isn’t worth the effort. Maybe
there was no chemistry for either of you. Maybe you didn’t do anything wrong.
Maybe you are too strong, too nice, too virginal, too sweet, too smart, too
ambitious, too hard-working, too pretty, too awesome for him!
Anyway, I will let that go.
Later in the evening, Courtney, unfortunately, caught Ben in
a vulnerable moment (after the Elyse incident) and talked him into
skinny-dipping. She didn’t tell the other girls. Neither did he. He later
seemed to feel a little guilty about it and said that he and Courtney shared an
“intimate moment” but he didn’t want it to keep it from remembering there were
other girls around. Hmmmm …
Ben. Ben. Ben. You are a bad boy.
Courtney. Courtney. Courtney. We know what you are.
At the rose ceremony, I was hoping he might send her home
and put all the spoilers to shame, but I’m worried that Ben might be an
old-fashioned guy and feel he has to marry the girl he has done the deed with …
so Jennifer got the boot.
We’ll see what
happens. A short recap this week because I had a hard time watching this
train wreck, and Ben is still boring me.
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Sunday, January 29, 2012
The Bachelor 2012, Weeks 2, 3, 4
I'm have to admit. I just can't get into The Bachelor Ben this season. I picked it as a show to blog about and I've recorded every episode but, as my twisted version of the saying goes, I'm just not that into him. I'm not sure I care who "wins" or he "picks" or he ends up "engaged" to. The truth is that this way of finding love does not work. The statistics prove it, so I can't buy into that concept and all the "looking for love" crap. It's just a show with winners and losers. And, the winner will get her 15 minutes or 24 hours or a lifetime of .... fame for what that's worth. For "winning" a reality show. She won't find love. Ben needs to look elsewhere for his future wife.
So, because I'm a fail at blogging about this show, although I will try to during the next few episodes ... my friend, Matthew, is not. He's the one, for the love of his wife and her love of this show, created a "March Madness-type" game for the show each year where you can pick the winner. I must admit I'm pretty good at it, and have finished in the Top 5 each year, although I've yet to win. I won't win this year either, but I may again finish strong. I've heard through the spoilers that one of my least favorites is the winner ... so I'm pretty sure Ben and I are both going to be the losers this year.
Anyway, back to Matthew, he's a devoted husband and to entertain his wife and her friends ... he blogs about the show. Because he's done so, and I've been a fail ... I'm going to link you to his recaps ... until I can get back in the game.
Here they are:
http://wecreasmans.blogspot.com/2012/01/bachelor-2012-week-2.html
http://wecreasmans.blogspot.com/2012/01/bachelor-2012-week-3.html
http://wecreasmans.blogspot.com/2012/01/bachelor-2012-week-4.html
Thanks for checking out both our blogs!
So, because I'm a fail at blogging about this show, although I will try to during the next few episodes ... my friend, Matthew, is not. He's the one, for the love of his wife and her love of this show, created a "March Madness-type" game for the show each year where you can pick the winner. I must admit I'm pretty good at it, and have finished in the Top 5 each year, although I've yet to win. I won't win this year either, but I may again finish strong. I've heard through the spoilers that one of my least favorites is the winner ... so I'm pretty sure Ben and I are both going to be the losers this year.
Anyway, back to Matthew, he's a devoted husband and to entertain his wife and her friends ... he blogs about the show. Because he's done so, and I've been a fail ... I'm going to link you to his recaps ... until I can get back in the game.
Here they are:
http://wecreasmans.blogspot.com/2012/01/bachelor-2012-week-2.html
http://wecreasmans.blogspot.com/2012/01/bachelor-2012-week-3.html
http://wecreasmans.blogspot.com/2012/01/bachelor-2012-week-4.html
Thanks for checking out both our blogs!
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
The Bachelor 2012 (Episode 1)
I'm going to keep my blogs about this show simple and formulaic ... just like every single episode of these shows. This year's bachelor, Ben Flajnik, is the runner up to Ashley Hebert's 2011 affections. He has 25 women to choose from to be the first Mrs. Flajnik ... since his awkward proposal to Ashley last season (isn't it weird how their "love" is in seasons ...?) was flatly rejected.
This year's future rejects include a girl with a hat, a girl with a grandma, a girl with a horse ... a blindfold, a rap, a poem, a joke, a soccer ball, a sash, a blog ... and every single one with an attitude. We immediately saw friction between Monica (who seems to like contestant Blakeley better than Ben) and Jenna, who is a crybaby not just looking for love but desperately looking for love. She's a blogger, too ... just like me. Only she's blogging about love and me ... I'm in it for people like her. Then we have the girls trying to make a statement ... bringing grandma (crutches and all) to prove that she cares about family, but I think it proves that she will even use her grandma to get attention (Brittney). Riding a horse in rather than the traditional limo (Lindzi). Wearing a hat to "symbolize" Kentucky (Holly).
We also have the girl who has been unlucky in love (Nicki), the loony toon (Lyndsie), the one with the sad story (Jamie), the girl with the child that means to the world to her (Shawn) ... I got news for Shawn and the producers ... She is not the only single mom out there! And, here's the big one, all moms love their kids! And the bitch, of course (Courtney).
That's some of the story lines just waiting to happen. It was pretty easy to see who was going home early.
The show began with us all having to relive the embarrassing proposal and rejection to and from Ashley. Then, Ben "contemplating" his life story at various places ... walking down a road, standing on a pier (I think), you know ... the way guys all think about lost love.
He meets the girls. Some seem really sweet right way, and others not so much ... I immediately liked Rachel, Emily, Nicki, Kacie and Lindzi. So did Ben, apparently, because they all made it through with Lindzi getting the "first impression" rose. Ben also seemed to like Courtney, the confident, bad girl, troublemaker model. If he ends up with this one at the end of this season, I will say we'll have a single Ben again down the road. Think Vienna and Jake.
Those that didn't get a rose ... were Lyndsie (the London loony ... I now know that just having an accent doesn't help you at all); Holly (girl with the hat from Kentucky); Amber B. (nothing remarkable); Anna (we saw her for about two seconds as she walked right by Ben ... we now know it's not the best move); Shira (the actress who dared Ben to "ask me anything about wine" and then proved to Ben that she didn't know a damn thing about wine): Diana (the tongue-tied girl with the blindfold); and finally, Amber T. ... she was a gun-toting farm girl but very pretty ... I was surprised he let her go so early.
More next week as the women pout and whine and backstab for the attention of the winemaker.
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