Thursday, February 17, 2011

Jersey Shore/Cabs Are Here!

Wow, talk about a meltdown!

Sammi and Ronnie finally reach an all out, fever-pitched screaming fight from hell in this episode over WHO KNOWS WHAT. I don't.

They keep fighting because Sammi keeps wanting to talk about the pain Ronnie put her through in Miami. I am sorry for that. Ronnie is sorry for that. All the viewers are sorry for that. There's nobody in the free world that's isn't sorry for that. However, Sammi can't get over it. I'm not sure what she wants from Ronnie, but he obviously is unable to give it to her.

So they break up. They are both planning evenings out with their friends. However, Sammi can't let it go, and wants to know what Ronnie will do if a girl talks to him. He reminds her that they are broken up. Thus, a fight. Ronnie reacts the only way a juicehead knows how ... he starts throwing stuff, tearing apart her bed, and just generally making a mess.

The rest of the Jersey Shore gang have to break the two apart before something gets hurt, besides everyone's feelings, and everyone continues the march to the local club for some fun? partying? spitefulness?

Sammi decides to get back at Ronnie by dancing with another guy at the club. Ronnie, for some reason, doesn't like it. But, they are broke up. However, who cares in crazyville?

So, Ronnie again reacts appropriately. He goes home and destroys all of Sammi's things including her glasses. When she comes home, she's not happy.

She finally makes a smart decision to leave the Jersey Shore house and go home and heal. This is a toxic environment for her ... and for him. And for everyone. I'm even sick.

Can't wait until next week.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Jersey Shore'/Should We Just Break Up?

Sammi asks this question of Ronnie over and over and the correct response, the audience shouts, is YES. You two should break up. However, that's not really the answer Sammi wants. She wants his devoted, undying, declared love. But he's a guy, he's young, he's from Jersey, he's not the brightest bulb ... so she ain't going to get what she wants.

Sammi is sad is some ways. I do think she really loves this guy. He did do her wrong in Miami. She does have trust issues. I think she has the right to have those issues. But, if she wants to be with him, she's going to have to learn to trust him again. Or end it.

Is anyone else as sick of these two as I am?

I'm also sick of Snooki. Her ridiculous search for men is beyond pathetic. She is not going to find true love in bars and in bed with guys she barely knows. She hooks up with some guy in this episode who is almost a stalker and might even be engaged. Who are these guys in Jersey? And, better yet, who are these girls? They are like they are from some other planet. I don't know people like these people. Never have. Not even in my college days.

Pauly D looks like the good guy in this episode. He's actually nice to someone who was a stalker of his last year. He even invites her over and then does the right thing by sending her on her way after a visit. Thank you Pauly for sparing us another stalker event.

I need another show to watch.

Jersey Shore/Drunk Punch Love

In this episode, we are once again treated to Sammi and Ronnie fighting. However, the good news is they make up. Maybe that was last episode. I don't know. Don't really care. Anyway, this one fight gets out of hand because Sammi witnesses Ronnie and Jenni talking. Can you believe it? They are almost friends! It's more than Sammi can take, and when Ronnie admits this friend infidelity ... he's rewarded with a right cross to the face.

What's even crazier about all of this is by the end of the episode, Sammi and Jenni have made up. When Sammi was beside herself and threatening to leave the house because of the blossoming friendship, the rest of the Jersey gang were actually sweet to her and tried to talk her into staying. She finally caved.

And, then later, with Jenni being in a good place and with a new love interest, she decided to take the first step in making amends with Sammi and Sammi let her ... thank goodness.

In other news, Vinny picks up some girl whose family has better sense that she does and they actually rescue her from a guaranteed one night stand with Vinny. She's the lucky one. And, Deena has some weird fetish ... I guess ... that the guys learn about, tease her about, are disgusted by (it must be bad) ... and that Deena denies. After getting a load of this girl, I wouldn't be surprised by anything about her.

Last season, the guys were awful ... picking up different girls every night, all really just "yuck" .... and this season it's the girls. The tables have turned. Not a good thing.