Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Jersey Shore “Three Men and a Snooki”

The drama with Snooki’s boyfriend, Jionni, continues. He has left the building because … among other things such as .. oh, her getting drunk every night and making out with Deena … she literally showed her butt at the club and Jionni didn’t really like that. “No one can  handle me,” laments Snooki. Maybe she’s right. What self-respecting man would want to take her on? 

Although Jionni has left, he hasn’t really left … so they have one more goodbye … thanks to Jenni’s ability to find the train station. Then he’s gone.

A day later, and they are fighting on the phone. I’m not sure, but I think they might have broken up at this point? Snooki is so upset that the only thing that will make her feel better is a night out bumping and grinding with a stranger!

In the meantime, Deena thinks she is pregnant. Spoiler alert. She’s not.

Back to Snooki. Two days later, she seems to be fully over her Jionni heartbreak and wants to party … in the  house … pretending it’s a club. Mike is getting really creepy telling Snooki he “loves” her and ”I would date you.” Jenni and Sammi can’t take it. Does he hear himself?

Snooki is more interested in the others … and crawls into bed with Pauly D to snuggle and then crawls into bed with Vinnie to stay. I believe she has some “splainin to do.”

BTW, Deena wanted her own “snuggle time” with Pauly. She got a big “no thank you” from him and was sent packing.

More next week.

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