Frankie/Ray Rae
I can’t get this girl’s name right. Call her what you will.
I’m going with Frankie.
Two days before the wedding between Frankie and Robbie, she
doesn’t have a dress. She has to wait six days for a refund for the one dress
before she can buy another dress … the FOURTH dress. Everyone is mad at her for
her bad dress-buying-decision-making-free-spending. Frankie says everyone can
help her by giving her money to buy THE FOURTH DRESS.
Mom caves. There’s a new dress.
And there’s also a bachelorette party. Frankie is mad because
the bar won’t let her in free, so they head elsewhere with her entire entourage
of 7 or maybe 8 people. BTW, the groom is tagging along. At the bar, Frankie is acting like the
drunken idiot she is … and an argument breaks out over who said “Excuse me” and
who didn’t. Important stuff.
Finally, the wedding day arrives. Weirdly, Frankie is the
only one with a key to the church, and she’s late. She’s sobbing as she is
preparing to walk down the aisle because “no one is listening to me.” And, 45
minutes later, she’s still getting ready. Screaming at everyone where the whole
church can hear her. Embarrassing her parents and herself. Finally, the ceremony. Afterwards,
chaos. Dad can’t take it any more and wants her to shut her mouth. “You are embarrassing me and
your mama … again,” he says. She’s cussing in front of God and the kids and
everyone.
Glad that is done.
Ruby
Of all the foul-mouthed bridezillas in the reality TV world,
Ruby has got to be one of the worst. And she’s a nurse. I’m not saying that
being a nurse makes you a saint, but doesn’t she have to deal with people all
day long? Hasn’t she learned to control her potty mouth somewhat?
Ruby, 25, is marrying Chris, 26, in Austin, Texas. They knew
each other in junior high, and have now reconnected. She’s lost “100” pounds or
maybe it’s “50” (she’s not sure) so she’s feeling good about herself and it
gives her the right to critique her bridesmaids. Nice.
Nurse Ratched has nothing on Nurse Ruby. She outlines
duties, screams and cusses, makes her bridesmaids get on their knees
(literally) and praise her. After that ridiculousness, she makes her
bridesmaids “wrap” napkins. They have enough of that and ditch the fun. They
are sick of her. Ruby breaks down in tears. She does have a heart. Maybe.
More on Ruby in the next “Bridezillas” update. Sorry I’m
behind with my blogging. I will try to catch up by Friday of this week.
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